1. partycrocanthem:

    the best thing about the internet is that eye contact doesnt exist 

    (via dutchster)

     
  2. huntingforsanity:

    My time has come

    (via dutchster)

     
  3. dkc2:

    Well I know reason #1

    (via higashi-miyagi)

     
  4. fluffyrainbowbacon:

    takenbyabook:

    beben-eleben:

    Six-Word Stories That Are Absolutely Heart-Breaking

    OH MY GOD.

    mom taught me how to shave

    is your father dead or is your mom just really hairy

    (via higashi-miyagi)

     
  5. Damn 💩😐👓

    (Source: 1ostinillusions, via higashi-miyagi)

     
  6. crusherccme:

    found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

    (via higashi-miyagi)

     
  7. foxadhd:

    Watercolor Guy

    (Source: foxadhd.com, via illustratedgents)

     
  8. (Source: 89cats, via dutchster)

     
  9. catp0rn:

    This little lady is eating solids all on her own - which means she’s ready to leave the nest! If anyone in the northern NJ/ Upper Manhattan area is interested in adopting this cute lil fur ball, email me at nora_mohammed96@hotmail.com or message me at catp0rn.tumblr.com/ask . There is no adoption fee, however you will be required to fill out an application. 

     
  10. (Source: whywelovedrake, via 94juno)